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When you rub one out through your pants and end up with a big wet oyster in there.
Hey did you hear Kyle talking about rubbing one out through his pants on the drive home from work. He had a huge wet coyster in his pants.
Coyster by Hicksypoo October 20, 2021

cooter-jane 

i fucked her cooter-jane so hard last night bro, it was so tight
cooter-jane by lardlard November 13, 2021
omg musqueen has such a nice (s)cooter
cooter by ahssunn November 29, 2021

Cooter candy 

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight
“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily

cooter quinte 

When your vagina is enslaved, and no matter how many times she gets the whip, she still refuses to be called "Toby".
Master-*cracks whip*-"what's your name!?"
Vagina-"my name is cooter quinte!!!!"
Master-*cracks whip*-"you're name is Toby!!!"
cooter quinte by Sleepykey March 27, 2022