Coke Toast

A delicious dish invented by skillful YouTuber Matt Rose for his 5K sub special consisting of two bags of Haribo Cola Gummy Bears that you put in a pan, let them cook for a bit till they melt, afterwards you pour two 330 ml cans of Coca-Cola (a total of 660 litres) and let it cook for a few minutes (according to the Michelin Chef himself, to test if it is done, take your wooden ladle and drag it across the pan, if it leaves a distinct line for a few moments, you are done! Then pour your concoction onto two triangle-shaped slices of toast (without the crust) and enjoy your tasty meal!

Matt is the best cook of all time! Did you hear about his Coke Toast?

by Crispy Concords July 10, 2023

Coke

1) Abbreviation of the soft drink (often in liquid form) Coca Cola
2) Abbreviation of the hard food (often in powdered form) Cocaine

1) Ask for some Coke, have a good time!
2) Ask for some Coke, have an even better time!

by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023

Coke Fiend

Weasel.

you see that weasel over there hes a mad coke fiend

by jonkerssss August 17, 2023

coked up

when your out of your mind, it's like your crazy thinking something

"you must be coked up"

by acedarealist April 15, 2024

coke rant

A heated and emotional tirade committed by someone, usually a public figure of high importance or popularity, where they exhibit odd and unusual behaviors often attributed to drug addiction.

Mike: Did you see Nicki Minaj’s recent Tweets?
Molly: Here she goes again with another coke rant!

by demomorph May 5, 2024

coke penis

When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.

Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!

by Bigboy packet November 26, 2021

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021