chop me up

to have one's dick sucked

chop me up! and do it like u mean it

by munkey May 13, 2005

pork chop

a term used to describe a moment of stupidity, worse than a 'blonde' moment

1)Bruce:i went across the specific ocean
Beckmeister: you mean pacific
Bruce: yeh thats what i said, specific

2) (there was a vase of bamboo by my friends sink)
Louis: why is there a glass of leeks beside your sink?

by ghetto superstars vs suburbian sisters December 8, 2003

Stroke Me a Chop

A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.

Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!

by Levan Khaouli October 29, 2017

Chop Suey Chad

The Super Saiyan form of the man of small stature, Chad (negative form). Penis gets 69000 social credits when evolving but only grows one centimeter. Can easily take on Godzilla but gets curbed stomped by Aaron Kyro. By the way, he enjoys eating chop suey and noodles

Timothy Hammond: Chop Suey Chad got no diffed by Aaron Kyro!
Marcus Papanott: Chop Suey Chad kinda strong but trash.

by GlassesPwr March 24, 2022

Dirty Lamb Chop

The Dirty Lamb Chop is when someone draws a puppet on their hand before masturbating so it is more like a lonely mans blow job instead. The term is coined from the sock puppet sheep Lamb Chop. If preferred this can be performed with the puppet being drawn on a sock with a hole in it. The sock version is the preferred version of Canadians, Eskimos, and Santas Elves. For those that prefer anal this can be performed with a handful of crunchy peanut butter and should be referred to as the Grandpa Mudcat named after a different puppet show, the Muppets.

Man I would really like to get a blow job tonight but it looks like i'll have to settle for a Dirty Lamb Chop.

Get rid of your stiffy, buy some Jiffy and have yourself a Grandpa Mudcat.

by Blueshirtmafia-C&C December 2, 2009

bone-in pork chop

When you're doing a fat chick doggy style, and you lean over and give her a back massage.

Your mom complained that her back was sore, so I gave her a bone-in pork chop.

by murdaruh October 3, 2007

boo chop

cute little girl usually aged 22, whom goes out with tough handsome man whom drives Mercedes Benz

Boo Chop is having fun with me.

by Matt June 8, 2004