by Tctv3 February 10, 2018
When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.
Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch
Friend 2: Hey what was that!
Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake
Friend 2: Hey what was that!
Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake
by solomynolo June 25, 2012
Holy shit! Fanny and Juan drive off a cliff after she was giving him a blowjob! Wow what a California Double Suicide!
by Smurfkilla June 28, 2023
by Roughrid3r73 June 30, 2017
The act of when a collection of eight or more homeless men engage in a circle jerk where the pivot man holds a picture of California Governor Gavin Newsom. Then the picture is sent to Gavin Newsom where he will proceed to roll a joint and smoke the semen soaked blunt.
by Teleflux September 12, 2021
by ToolHandle December 04, 2017
When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"
Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.
Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.
"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"
by Zero man February 16, 2017