bum pal

British slang for a homosexual.

I saw Brian down the pub with his bum pal last night.

by copace August 2, 2006

Soup Bum

Once thought linked to chronic diarrhea, the condition is known to give ones stool a soup or broth like viscosity. Alchohol, deep fried food, and lack of solid foods can result in the unpleasent experience. Soup bum is known to leave the anal opening with what can be called "ring sting" due to the acidicty of the soupish substance and the force of which the soup exits the anal cavity.

Guy #1: "Man I gotta shit..."
Guy #2: "Pinch it dude.."
Guy #1: "You can't pinch 'soup'. I have soup bum."

by gio.net May 28, 2008

poo-bum

A bum which smells of poo!

Abra's got a smelly poo-bum! =

by pseudobum November 16, 2010

bums in seats

(also "butts in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put bums in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 26, 2006

nappy bum

Someone who has a large bum & in pants looks like they are wearing a nappy.
Equivelent to a females ghetto booty

look that at that boys bum in those jeans, now thats a nappy bum!

by hemmmm May 24, 2011

Bum trumpet

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.

Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!

by Lazyfatbitch December 30, 2016

Bookstore bum

A person who regularly spends several hours inside a bookstore without the intention of ever buying anything.

The most despicable behaviors of a bookstore bum include but are not limited to: pulling umpteen magazines off the rack and getting oily disgusting fingers on most pages then leaving every molested book and magazine adrift, reading in the prone position in the middle of an aisle, and wasting away sleeping in a chair that was provided for actual customers.

Actual bookstore customer: "I would love to take a look down the non-fiction section but there is a grown man sprawled out in the aisle like a child while reading Harry Potter. They've got to do something about these bookstore bums!"

by JMoney2000 May 15, 2014