batting practice

the mixed high of KETAMINE and DMT :. batz

i’m going to batting practice tonight, before the gig.

by BATZ:. April 22, 2025

Inflate A Bat Day

June 26th is the day where you inflate your bat friends!

Wow it’s Inflate A Bat Day! Wonder where the nearest bat is!

by Eatable June 13, 2024

batting thru

Staying at lunch through the work day, then going home straight from the restaurant or pub (hopefully, with alcohol involved).

I often get way too buzzed at lunch and end up batting thru instead of going back to the office.

by benito ricohombre August 8, 2014

bat harem

A batman themed harem created by Manivannan to house his mistresses. Located in the boondocks of the Republic of Raub.

Mani took his clients for entertainment at his Bat Harem

by Batman & Alfred September 29, 2020

hairy bat

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017

corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

Bat fastard

When somebody with dyslexia is fat

I’m a dirty bat fastard

by Rhys bond April 20, 2018