shit out my balls

A phrase used to express frustration.

Shit out my balls. I woke up with a dildo in my ass again.

by MSHUAH July 4, 2009

Soaked 'er Balls

The term used after putting lots of Visine into someones eyes.
Usually happens after smoking weed.

Guy 1:"How come Laura's eyes aren't red, you can't even tell she's stoned."

Guy 2:"that's because I soaked 'er balls after our sesh."

by ~meatsandwich~ April 20, 2009

lack of balls

Someone who says shit about you behind your back gossips whispers slates you but don't have the balls to say it to your face..

Why have you been chatting shit about me you must have a lack of balls to say it to my face

by Bumflap May 2, 2016

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS

by theteeheegod1 December 7, 2021

ligma balls

really funny word to use to prank ur friend!! they will laugh so hard haha

Mark: Hey John! Your grandma just get ligma
John: another illness? she might d-
Mark: LIGMA BALLS NIGGAAA

by corosite November 18, 2020

Balls On Your Forehead

1) When a negative aspect happens in ones life
2) sucks for you.

Balls on your forehead your out of marijuana.

by Staci ! May 14, 2008

titanium balls

something you will never have

titanium balls- your balls may be bigger than my balls, but my balls are titanium

by Salem L. Drako February 16, 2010