Bean Battle

When two males are on opposite sides of a room. They take their pants off and grip their sack like they are wielding a lance, aimed at each other. They then run at each other like medieval jousting, Until someone gives up.

Hey Jake you up for a bean battle.

by imnotfunny5555 January 19, 2025

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The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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Battle Sock

A sock that has hardened from male ejactulation.

Oh man i found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025

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Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

Oh hey I found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025

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Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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