A glorified community college out in the middle of Lubbock, which is out in the middle of nowhere and is full of strip malls. The students are all ill-mannered, rowdy and they love to drive drunk. They think this means they are a great party school because rednecks plus cheap beer = great party in Lubbock, TX. Most Tech students are in rehab within 2 years of graduation. If the idea of blowing people away with attending the Harvard of the Panhandle and majoring in Leisure Management and then getting a job managing a Costco appeals to you, then shoot for Tech! It has 4 different mascots and copies anything it can from other schools. Likes to pretend it's a major university and that UT is a rival, but that obviously isn't true. Leave Texas and nobody has heard of Tech, plus it's only rivals are sucky schools like A&M, A&M...who also likes to pretend it's a top school and that UT is a rival, despite every college ranking ever published showing it's a third rate farmer school. But at least Tech doesn't have a fake army that salutes a dog, I'll give them that. Lots of upper middle and just middle class kids from the metroplex who couldn't get into UT go to Tech, along with West-Texas-educated (that's an oxymoron) oil patch seesaw playing, cattle humping redneck offspring who are the first person in their family to go to college. You have to drive practically outside the city to get booze, which is odd, because Tech students are all drunks - but they have to live in Lubbock, so who can blame them. They have to stay drunk in order to stop themselves from committing suicide because Lubbock SUCKS. Gotta give the school props for having it's very own STD - Raider Rash. The girls who go to school at Tech are pretty, why they're pretty enough to be in Playboy magazine, which is every classy girl's dream come true. Playboy always goes to Tech when they want a spread (no pun intended) about college skanks. Those Tech tramps are more than willing to pose nude with an elegant Red Raider plushie or Tech banner. So pretty.
Did you see that bleach-blonde ho spread eagled in Playboy doing the 'guns up' sign? She graduated from Texas Tech and had to retire from her "career" because of Raider Rash.
by sabrinabeans November 12, 2007
by beto78584 January 04, 2009
A dead hooker found in the middle of nowhere. Her eye has been poked out by the killer with his penis as he skull fucked her to death. Also strips of skin are missing because the killer has taken them to make lampshades or other articles of genuine leather clothing which he then sells at flea markets. Also dead remains are covered in fecal matter from multiple sources.
"Hey Hank you see that Texas Tramp over on the side of the road about 20 miles back?"
"Why sure I did Homer. Did you see the way her eye was missing because it had been fucked out of her head?"
This here jacket is make of !00% genuine Texas Tramp leather!
"Why sure I did Homer. Did you see the way her eye was missing because it had been fucked out of her head?"
This here jacket is make of !00% genuine Texas Tramp leather!
by Ticklemypickle69 August 11, 2009
Resident: Uh, yeahhhh. Just, uh, shot mah dawggggg. *Itches ass*
Me(who lives in Kemp, Texas): What the hell?! DUMBASS.
Me(who lives in Kemp, Texas): What the hell?! DUMBASS.
by Megan, bitch. March 06, 2010
My old texas boots trap many a cockroches with my pointed toes. In Texas, side of boots used for kicking mexican butts.
spurs used for getting a move on whatever we'r on top of!
In Texas we ride most anything thats warm & moves.....
spurs used for getting a move on whatever we'r on top of!
In Texas we ride most anything thats warm & moves.....
by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006
The armpit of East Texas. A conservative ran city with nothing but Churches, shitty restaurants, movie theaters, and the town icon-Andys. They call it the "Rose City" but indeed it should really be the "Bitch City" because everybody there is a bitch. The city is so small you can go to any area of the town and see someone you know. A typical Tyleridian male will look 5'10, confident, blonde, carrying a bible and a gun, and will try and talk to you about how cool he is and then later ask you to go to Bernard's and then Andys. Common school stereotypes include: Gorman- the Catholic virgins, All Saints- the snobby and preppy partiers, Brook Hill- the jocks, Grace- the average hoes, and Lee-the only public school with starting white boys on football
"Hey! Guess what?" Rockwall male #1
"What!?" Rocwall male #2
"We're going to Tyler, Texas!" Rockwall male #1
*gun goes off*
"What!?" Rocwall male #2
"We're going to Tyler, Texas!" Rockwall male #1
*gun goes off*
by PhukMehGhardNMuhAhhwhole August 28, 2017
Small rural town in Southwest Texas in Sutton Co. full of oil field junkies and women who wear to much make-up. Church bells ring Sunday morning, but don't let this little town fool you - its full of Mexican gangs and slutty pre-teens who don't have anything else better to do than to find places to have sex and drink on their friends ranches.
by Moved onnn! August 04, 2011