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Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.
Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"
by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019
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Ghost mouse

That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.
This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.
by kansas54 May 16, 2017
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mouse leg

A BDSM term that describes the dom aggressively stomping on the sub.

It can also refer to an aggressive leg movement on the dance floor.
Home girl looked like Elaine out there on the dance floor with her mouse leg moves!
by Samsays678 May 20, 2025
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Mousing

To be acting in a silly manner, especially so by completing a task in the least efficient, most idiotic way. Derived from the slang "mickey mousing", which was used to describe when someone would do something using the improper way, material, or method.
Yo guys I totally moused that math test, You just add denominators straight across, right?
Hey, sorry I can't come to the party tonight, I'm in a mousey mood.
Look here buster, you are one hair away from an ass whooping, so you better stop mousing it ASAP.
by grassEnthusiast March 8, 2023
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Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.
by Cody5050 May 3, 2023
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Mickey Mouse

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.
Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.
by Khoatic May 16, 2022
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Noisy mouse

Name of an expression •n•. Often used to relieve other npcs and players.
Used in multiple ways, such as:
Ending a conversation. Pledging for getting banged. Or even present your resignation.
1.
A-"It has been a pleasure"
B-"•n•noisy mouse"

2.
A-"So what did you think about my parents"
B-"I hope your daddy •n• me"

3.
A-"I can't believe you! You just shat across the floor and nuked the whole department!
B-"•n•"
by Jeord February 27, 2023
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