Kyle Grandaw

a midget that is way to fucking annoying for his own good, everyone wants to kick his ass or leave him in a crib because he wouldn't be able to get out

Person 1: Dude if you don't stop i will drop you mother fucker
Person 2: I will help than leave your limp body in a crib
Person 3: Rapeskadittles!! Kyle Grandaw
Kyle: ok i ll stop jesus

by Auguy21 April 18, 2010

the kyle peet

yo this kid is a straight up faggot, he thinks hes cool caquse hes got a girl thats like 4 years younger then him hes bassically a pedafile

kyle goes out with megan it must be him pullin "the kyle peet"

by Nick Basle March 14, 2005

Vote For Kyle

A common phrase used in civics class to get your peers to vote for a specific candidate.

In the video Ben told his class to "Vote For Kyle!"

by SHAKEANBAKE August 10, 2006

Kyle Faulkner

Kyle Faulkner is the biggest Jew in either of the America’s. He is known for his leadership in local synagogues and his multiple boyfriends. Kyles parents are ancient history and we’re born in the camps before his grandparents turned to ashes

Kyle Faulkner : Shalom brothers!

H-town nigga: shut the fuck up jew before I murder you
Kyle: relax brother, I just wanted to give u some head because I’m a gay Jew

Htown nigga: fuck u
Htown nigga proceeds to violently fuck his asshole

by Kyles a Jew December 2, 2018

kyle robertson

A person that devotes their entire life to anime.

Man, that guy is such a kyle robertson.

by Gayboy1337 May 27, 2016

kyle smith

A very good and kind person who everyone likes. Also some are really good gamers

The really good gamer ,Kyle smith , is a really good guy

by KyleLeee August 15, 2018

Chlamydia Kyle

Kyle is a dude who resides in Brampton, Ontario, but regularly travels to Guelph and Toronto. He's pretty facially attractive, but has some really shitty tattoos (including an Insane Clown Posse tattoo, which is just the worst). He has a pretty charming demeanor and is really good at getting chicks into bed with him, because he treats them like ladies outside of the bedroom. Plus he's good in bed so really, what are we complaining about? What we're complaining about is that he's a TOTAL WANKER. He has infected several females with chlamydia, when confronted about it by one of them was told 'no, I get tested regularly, it wasn't me' - it obviously was you, because the MATH says so. Forcing those girls to contact the people they'd been with after him and telling them to get tested (or even worse, hearing about it from one of those people telling you YOU have it, because you didn't have symptoms).

Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?

Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).

"Hey, did you hear that Kyle's coming to town this weekend?"

"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."

by thatskarma March 30, 2013