A.Hood is a chubby, jolly fellow who loves minding his own business – unless you disagree with him. Then, he transforms into the world's most stubborn bulldog. He's a true feminist and has a passionate love affair with the English language. It's rumored he once got into a heated debate with a dictionary. Spoiler alert: he won.
A.Hood loves losing student test papers so much, it’s like his own personal magic trick – now you see your grades, now you don’t!
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Get the A.Hood mug.Mr. Hood is a man of a multitude of aspects. For one, his physical appearance is close to that of a lumberjack when solely judging based off of his clothing choice. However, when inspected with more depth, this image of one expressive and loud, yet gentle teddy bear intrudes one's mind, and cannot be removed until that person's senses no longer perceive the presence of the giant. Speaking of which, the man stands at an impressive 7 foot 8, towering over all the other plebeians that appear in his vicinity. Mr. Hood is a man of culture, a man of literature, a man of passion. He teaches one of the most lucrative and in-depth subjects, Standard Level English Language and Literature, and he pours his heart into every lesson. In the same fashion he rips the heart of the students out every lesson that he gives grades in. Constant commotion, whines, and crying can be heard from his classroom, even at a distance due to the relentless frustration and overwhelming grief of the student. Even so, he remains to be one of the most lovable teachers in the roster.
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A girl who is just being used for her HOLE. Usually she's acting like a skank, hoe, whore, and attention seeker. Oftely flirting with every man in her sight, and they take advantage of it, because she's just a hole.
by Yosoap123 February 23, 2025
Get the A hole mug.Def 1: (at least in O.C. CA) A lable given to a person after getting evaluated by business owners, local residents and some law enforcement officers. Even if the person has a home, being in public wearing or carrying a backpack while walking, bike riding or sitting on a curb or bus stop.
Def 2: (at least in O.C. CA) A group of the same people that frequently gather together. If they ride bicycles, where backpack travle by foot or skateboards, the whole group is called "A Homeless " when referring to anyone seen associating in the midst of any of them.
Def 3: (at least in O.C. CA) Anyone and everyone is considered "A Homeless" if in public view digging in their backpacks or bags for something that can't be found or frequent a public area routinely.
Def 2: (at least in O.C. CA) A group of the same people that frequently gather together. If they ride bicycles, where backpack travle by foot or skateboards, the whole group is called "A Homeless " when referring to anyone seen associating in the midst of any of them.
Def 3: (at least in O.C. CA) Anyone and everyone is considered "A Homeless" if in public view digging in their backpacks or bags for something that can't be found or frequent a public area routinely.
example 1: "The bathroom is occupied by "A Homeless" that came in and ordered off the menu." (Notice how The "A Homeless" has not been correctly addressed? In correction: The bathroom was being used by a new customer/consumer. )
example 2: "looking out the windows as i passed by, I decided to lock my door for i feared all of those "A Homeless" that they might turn me Homeless too."
example 3: Person 1: "Im looking for a dude goes by the name ___. He's "A Homeless" around here. Do you know him?"
PERSON 2: "Yeah, man. He at his house sleeping. He has finals he be studying."
example 2: "looking out the windows as i passed by, I decided to lock my door for i feared all of those "A Homeless" that they might turn me Homeless too."
example 3: Person 1: "Im looking for a dude goes by the name ___. He's "A Homeless" around here. Do you know him?"
PERSON 2: "Yeah, man. He at his house sleeping. He has finals he be studying."
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I could drink a horse's load.
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by Exothryll August 14, 2025
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Get the A horse foot without a hoof mug.That I did not create. You CHOSE a hostage situation. You chose the dystopian harassment for ME even if it is only happening to me (which it isn't and if the impact has lessened that's another thing for which I'm not being given credit) you CHOSE that and now YOU WANT ME to chose... The thing YOU want to happen. You want me to chose to walk away emptyhanded without you having to interact with me and then never retaliate for the rest of my life. DO I OWE YOU A FAVOR, BITCH!? ARE WE FRIENDS!? WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!? Do you want me to drive your pregnant wife to the hospital for you too? You need a babysitter? How about a foot-rub? That is how HE thinks at a fundamental level! I'm here to serve him and when he steals from me, I also need to make the choices he wants me to make. I'm his servant! That's what it is. I'm doing this guy favors because I owe him something. I either murder kids are his discretion or he locks me up for an "unsanctioned child murder." You got the SANCTIONED ones where he orders a drone strike on you house and then you go the UNSANCTIONED ones where they steal a guys dissertation and that guy stabs a little girl to death in a gas station because what, are you never going to bring your kids to a gas station? THAT is one of the unsanctioned one. So HERE I got to make an appeal to get my child murder sanction by the government.
Hym "And the appeals process is a NIGHTMARE because they just bark the things you say back at you like a parrot. You almost need to carry crackers around I your pocket. And we are just best friends all of us. But usually to get sanctioned you need to get fired explicitly for murder but I just designed the AI they are going to use to make your lives dystopian nightmares. And really it's racist! If I was a JEW... HE WOULD HAND ME THE GUN AND PAT ME ON THE BACK! And then he would GIVE ME A BILLION DOLLARS for the inconvenience of making me have to walk a couple of steps to grab the money from them. It really is absurd. It's almost unbelievable that a hostage situation doesn't work on the Jews! You'd think the would just be like 'Oh god no! Please! Take my kids instead! Here! Here are the keys to my house and car! Don't forget my wallet sir!' Heheheh... JooOooOoooOoos!"
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