Dirty Kristy

When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.

Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.

by Big Dean G June 17, 2020

dirty demers

when your on top of a girl 69'n and pretend like your takin a rest and fart on the bridge of her nose.

I was totally 69'n that broad from the bar and her pussy stunk so I gave her a dirty demers.

by Yakkie May 04, 2009

Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 20, 2015

Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 12, 2011

Dirty Koehler

A blue eyed man with a large penis and a small brain.

Wow, now that looks like a Dirty Koehler

by Big Slapper October 04, 2018

Dirty Lucien

When you take sex one step further from pleasing to ~aesthetically pleasing~. You will proceed to take pictures with a huji camera from behind.

“I’m feeling artsy and want to remember tonight, let’a try a Dirty Lucien”

by cheesy1517 April 16, 2020

dirty Giacomo

The act of sexualize pizza while making it and preparing it
Derives from an italian name because is an italian kink.

"this pizza is so good I would put my wiener in It"
"Oh no you are such a dirty Giacomo!!"

Or

"This pizza is so beautiful I would fuck It , Sorry if Is a dirty Giacomo thing"

by Squareroot07 July 16, 2021