mud bear

When you shit on your dad after sexual activity’s

“Yo guess what I did last night “
What did you do

“I shit on my dads chest after banging”
Fuck yo you mud beared your dad hard

by Mud bear man September 19, 2019

Bear insurance

your side arm that is used when you get attacked by a bear.

I was out hunting yesterday, when a bear charged me and I had to use my bear insurance.

by Pseudonym# March 5, 2013

Fatty Bear

Fatty Bear is the main character in the terrifying game "Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise". Fatty is known for being annoying as feck and rumours have swirled that he is actually the little girl named'Kayla' on acid.

Fatty Bear? More like Bore Ragnarok

by RockabillyFlowerChild November 11, 2020

Bear Grylls it

When you find yourself with limited resources and supplies. Often improvisation is necessary or just roughing it out.

Person 1: Dude i've lost my cone piece...
Person 2: Oh don't worry I've got a paper clip and some palm leaves...we'll just Bear Grylls it.

by Getoverittttttttt November 28, 2010

bear thumb

it’s when a really hairy gay dude thumbs your asshole without clipping his finger nails.

John: Dude I think my ass is bleeding
Mitch: Why?
John: I got bear thumbed last night

by -/:;()$&@“ November 14, 2017

humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.

Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.

by taradise September 1, 2014

Infant Bear

AKA Young Cub, a teenage member of the bear community. Usually is just beginning to grow his "fur."

I'm 15 so I'm only an infant bear.

by Skyler13 July 6, 2008