Roux Bear

The coolest dude to ever walk the face of the earth. You are lucky to have lived if you have ever met a Roux Bear. He is always there to give kisses and shoulder to cry on. Loves to swim in the bayou with his girl Zita. Not a good listener.....acts like a T-rex. Even though he likes to lick his dick and fart in your general direction, everyone loves his love!!!

I think I smell a Roux Bear!

by chlln22 March 10, 2010

She-Bear

The woman equivalent of a (usually gay) Bear. A husky, large woman with a lot of body hair.

I saw a She-Bear at the bar last night, that was almost a foot taller than man.

by UncoolAlien August 27, 2022

bear thumb

it’s when a really hairy gay dude thumbs your asshole without clipping his finger nails.

John: Dude I think my ass is bleeding
Mitch: Why?
John: I got bear thumbed last night

by -/:;()$&@“ November 14, 2017

Beare's Law

The law of accumulating catastrophe. Often applied to nautical situations. Often a disaster beginning with one simple error that causes a domino effect.

Bill was sailing along when a shackle parted on the jib stay. The mast fell over the side. When Bill tried to engage the engine, the prop picked up some of the rigging and stalled. The wind and current pushed his boat until it ran aground on the beach. He had become an unwitting victim of Beare's law of accumulating catastrophe.

by Aquarama January 05, 2011

Lemur Bear

A bear mixed with a lemur created by a Ryan. Pretty epic.

Oh damn! That lemur bear just totally stole my French bread pizza!

by Defringed July 10, 2010

Bear Tick

A woman who that hangs around mostly gay men who are bears.

A fag hag for bears. Like, that fag hag is in love with her gay. That bear tick is in love with her gay.

by Norcross03 September 22, 2013

bobby bear

Bobby is a nickname given to someone named robert. Bear means something cute; littlen ice and adorable. So, it means a cute guy that is amazing in every way.

He looks like a bobby bear to me.

by kdubbbaby June 05, 2009