im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023

augest 18

People born on augest 18 are loyal people

“wow your so loyal” “it’s because i was born on augest 18 fr”

by pagodas September 29, 2023

October 18

The best month to be sexy af. Thank your parents you were born this day. You are the coolest person alive and always remember people want you so bad

Are you born October 18?
Yes I’m born on the coolest day of the year!!!
Thanks everyone wants me in sexy and I know it

by Ale18october! November 22, 2021

18 june

What a day! Mris, my beloved friend born on this day. She is cute, adorable and responsible. I hope our friendship last for a long time. <3

Person 1: yesss, it's 18 june
Person 2: let's celebrate this day
Person 1: of course, it's Mris's birthday

by Khengool boy :) November 21, 2021

2:18 for the boys

A time for Jonathan and Jacob to hang out and watch some Disney+ or talk about some Grills. Its a chill time just for those too. And most importanly they only drink water while chilling.

Jacob: Ey its 2:18, what are we going to do?
Jonathan: Oh i have an idea. Lets hang and call it '2:18 for the boys'.

by the boiss March 30, 2020

18-footer

18-footer is when something is very long.

person 1: "Did you see his dick"
person 2: "ya it was like an 18-footer!"

by jyrehyt April 22, 2020

18/8/2020

national wheelie ur dirtbike day, so practice

18/8/2020 oi pussy do a wheelie its the 18/8. it means do a wheelie

by yung daggerr dick August 8, 2020