max-louis

The most handsome, funny and kind man there ever was. You could never get tired of him, even when he drives you crazy. Definitely the guy you'll love the most in your entire life.

A wild Max-Louis appears. Max-Louis used "Removing t-shirt". It's super effective !

by Sonjialef June 17, 2017

C Maxed

When Max attends Colonel Macleod and punches you full force "To The Max" right in your pie hole

Leaving you breathless gasping for air while you cry like a baby on the sidewalk.
Symptoms may include mild headache, nose bleeds, and shit in your pants.

Fucking Bob got C Maxed yesterday. His mom pulled him out of school for a week.

by a broken toaster October 26, 2020

Max Gershberg

A typical women puller also had a massive 48-inch cock. A long with that he is liked and loved by everyone except Jim Carrey

"Hey you are such a Max Gershberg Today" Well that was very nice of you

by itsyourboyjz May 16, 2022

Max Masterman

This man shouldn't exist and don't even bother reading this why are you here why why WHY!!!!!

Max Masterman why?????

by Erex69 March 22, 2022

Max Blake

A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.

he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.

Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!

by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022

Max Davenport

Huge penis

Max Davenport has a huge penis

by hdscbrdxvgddc May 8, 2019

Max Rossitto

very tall and may want to talk to you about tall people stuff. This may be to a person as tall or a small percent shorter than him.

I saw a Max Rossitto on the weekend. He was massive.

by not_noah December 1, 2019