v;dw

Short for "video; didn't watch". The well-known phenomenon of clicking what appears to be a link to an interesting article, only for it to be a video, usually of a smiling blonde chick reading a list. The tab or window is closed immediately, because (a) video takes much longer to get through than a simple Buzzfeed-style article, or (b) the surfer is doing it on work time, when watching videos can get you fired.

Similar in context to tl;dr (too long; didn't read.)

"Top ten funniest things about dying in a house fire. Looks interesting.

"Ehh, it's a video. Naw."

(Reply to thread on Facebook, reddit, etc.: "v;dw")

by pullhogan74 November 1, 2013

V-103

The Peoples Station V103 Also known as 103.3 FM radio largely popular for it's airing of urban music from around the world

Tune in today! at V-103 FM!

by Susan Zimmerman July 11, 2014

Lukie V.

A well known central PA rapper who has recently been making a name for himself. He is beloved by all the children of the realm and is often played to get parties going strong. His illustrious song "terrorist" offers up a deep social commentary on the livelihood of the working class citizen in our day and age. He draws his inspiration from Jay-Z and Kanye West, honing his impressive free-styling on the hit single Otis. He incorporates many genres into his ballads, sampling the all-American rock band Journey in a smooth remix.

Joe: Have you heard the new lukie v. jawn?

Jim: Yeahhh man it was hella chill son.

Joe: Damn straight.

by A lifelong fan June 24, 2012

e&v

Exhibitionism & Voyeurism. A fetish where one likes to have sex in front of others, and/or watch others have sex. E&V comes into play during sex outside or in nightclubs, swing clubs, and lifestyle party events like Burning Man and Wonderland.

I am into E&V, BDSM, role play, cosplay, and FFMs, but I like the regular stuff too because I'm a pretty simple guy.

by vocabulist January 25, 2015

V-Bucks

Virgin Buckaroos. For every V-Buck you own the longer you remain as a virgin. Used to buy skins and dances in the game "Fortnite"

"Hey Leo I'll be a virgin forever" "Why?" "I own 7,500 V-Bucks and own 69 fortnite skins"

by Coolguy8091 August 18, 2019

jacob v

the most L rizz ive ever seen in my life. too scared to approach females tbh *facepalm*

jacob v has L rizz

by Fross11 July 10, 2022

V Scale

The measure of the angle of the shorts that get caught sideways up in a fat persons ass.

Hey, Check out that fat chick, I give her a 8 on the V scale.

by Observant at all times October 17, 2008