Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid

Hey Braydon your such a stupid socks!

by Smart socks May 28, 2018

Hospital sock

The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.

Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?

Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.

by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020

jello socks

Whear you stick jello in ones socks to make them mois, and the jello water

Kim got knocked it at a party and someone gave her jello socks

by The jello socker July 1, 2018

The wrong socks

When you masturbate into a pair of socks and wear them the next day

Oh shit I was late for school and I think I put on the wrong socks

by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020

Sock-sniffer

Someone of pudding ethnic culture (mostly used as a slur.)

I can't deal with you today, sock-sniffer.

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023

Butter Sock

A Large Sock Filled With 83% Solidified Butter.

I just got beaten by a chungus with a Butter Sock.

by Real_Fake_Doors June 4, 2019

Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014