unit on me

My fit bearded guy on me

He is too hot he can unit on me and in me

by pusssss February 16, 2024

deario deari me

when you realise again and again
nothings ever entirely up to you
or in your hands
or plannable

or foreseeable

"deario deari me, i might forever be tied in the basement."
"deario deari me, he said I was beautiful. what i'd give to witness what happens if i start believing it!"
"deario deari me, why can i not help myself?"

by Krkič June 24, 2019

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

you’re pulling me

Short for “you’re pulling my leg,” meaning that you think someone is joking with or lying to you.

Friend: *tells outlandish story*

You: you’re pulling me!

by Average_Archetype December 24, 2023

ts shit pmo me off

when this shit pisses you off but with more volume, can be described as the following; Thocky, Creamy, Thwocky etc.

Why would he take my one of a kind autograph glow in the dark snorkel, ts shit pmo me off.

by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025

call me an S

To call someone a slut

She dares to call me an S! I heard her in the bathroom...

by anonymous April 26, 2021

Pick-me girl

Terminal cancer.
Wants all the boys, even the gay ones (me)
All of her relationships (likely senior freshman) looks creepy

Pick-me girl; HES MINE! YOU CANT TALK TO YOUR “friend” BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK IM WITH YOU GUYS AND ITLL RUIN MY REPUTATION
Gay primary subject that said pick-me girl is simping over; We’re a gay polyamorous relationship of 22 men.
Pick-me girl; DONT LIE MY POOKIE BEAR!
Gay secondary subject, said “friend” of gay primary subject; I have never seen you in my life!
Pick-me girl; *continues to say multiple slurs*
Gay tertiary subject, unimportant to current situation; Twenty-twosom-

by fortcraft moment January 30, 2025