dirty hernandez

when you drop feces into a partners mouth, they chew it up until it becomes poop juice, they gargle to break up any remaining solid. Then spits it on the partners face like "BLAHHHH!!!" and then you 69 long time.

1.eric, turn that shit down you dirty hernandez.
2.dude, seriously, i was soo drunk i gave a cow a dirty hernandez.

by Dylan ADam Dolphin January 12, 2005

Dirty Schloppy

When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets!

When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets! This is a Dirty schloppy.....

by Louis Trombone May 18, 2007

Dirty Floyd

To have sex with your sister in the morning whilst skateboarding, then causing a forty car pile up.

"Man, I was feeling a bit bored the other night so I gave my sister a dirty Floyd."

by Dane Floyd June 29, 2006

dirty roger

A drunk smelly janitor with a dirty sanchez looking mustache.

It looks like dirty Roger never showed up for work again, he must be drunk as usual.

by Lou Gifford June 22, 2006

dirty money

a phrase used by homosexual meatheads who suck the muscle supplements out of eachothers cocks. typically they say it when they listen to gay ass wiz khalifa shit and bust all over eachothers triceps

thats dirty money.

the money is dirty.

by B16 P1MP1N June 21, 2011

dirty piano

when your having sex on a piano and skeet all over the keys

luke and kelly screwed and they pulled a dirty piano

by BPRESTON December 4, 2004

Dirty Emmanuel

When someone you work with steels an item off your desk and sells it back to you only to find there is shit on it.

When i returned from my lunch break i noticed that my calculator was gone only to find a man was walking around my area trying to pull a dirty Emmanuel.

by Denny D August 28, 2007