Portland High School

Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport

woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic

by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022

High school

The place where it’s literally impossible to find get into a relationship especially as a guy because girls don’t know what they want. It will go from wanting a bad boy to wanting a nice guy. Also every single girl always has something unpleasant to say about you no matter what. They never think before they talk because they have to let you know you’re ugly. I found myself to be a pretty good looking guy but obviously not. Also advice: you have a crush on someone… correct? Well you don’t tell that person that obviously. So if you think about it overs may feel that way about you but are too nervous to tell you. You’ll start to see this when girls look at you in a specific way. It’s basically a place to waste your time trying to date anyone. So give up on it and focus on yourself.

High school dating:
Nice guy: hey I find you really attractive and was wondering if I could get your number?

Girl: nah you’re too nice it’s fake, I’m good but thanks.

Nice guy: *mutters to himself* this is why I decided to give up

Bad boy: hey slut, what the fuck is up bitch.

Girl: OMFG I love you, can we like get married right now? Xoxoxo

Bad boy: ehhh I mean I have enough side hoes but might as well add you to the collection.

Girl: omggggg thank you…. You’ve saved me! Xoxoxo

by JettTheGiant January 18, 2022

3 high

When you’re in your own head thinking super deep thoughts while being smacked. You’re just thinking on another level now when you’re this high.

*You staring off into space*
Friend: Aye bruh you good?
You: My fault g, I’m 3 high right now.

by Meeks Mill January 18, 2022

Herne Bay High

Full of gearheads. jon boyes is a strokey nonce of a head teacher. Come here if u want sum gear buv

I went Herne Bay High to get my gear

by Gear Head Craig Buv January 20, 2022

High paper

When you smoke a MASSIVE blunt with your roommate for her birthday, try to sit down and write a paper for the next 6 hours, and fail miserably.

After nearly 7 hours of trying to write a high paper, Logan’s progress read, after the title and header, “Hiking in Maine is huge.”

by stewartave January 21, 2022

High quality man

ERNESTO M VELASCO

D.O.B October 24 1989

Alias "Papi","Big D daddy","Stud muffin"

Why do all women get aroused when they see Ernesto M Velasco?

Because they can't resist such a high quality man

by Arousedfemale October 25, 2022

calli high

weed vape and blowies in h block

calli high is bad

by balls deep in ya mum October 26, 2022