turtle sticking it's head out

The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.

"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!

by Uncle Lee May 22, 2016

get out of my head

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PLEASE JUST GET OUT OF MY HEAD

by bywhjhwf March 30, 2022

sand out of your clit

Military slang for someone who is complaining.

Who cares it's raining get the sand out of your clit.

by Craxis January 7, 2017

national make out day

this is a day where you can make out with anyone and not get called a whore or a slut or a fuck boy.

girl- “hey wanna make out?”
boy- “why”
girl- “because it’s national make out day”

by idklol66 May 26, 2018

Memeing out my closet

The act of mass deleting memes to make room on your device.

Yo, I couldn't download the new hot game! Guess tonight, I'm memeing out my closet!

by NotGwaceful March 21, 2019

No nut out of my sack

That you are not sexually attracted to someone

Friend: check out this bird
Other friend: nah they ugly, no nut out of my sack

by Yeahitsureis September 2, 2023

Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.

Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."

by Jambo_11 May 9, 2013