Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on

"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"

by Onaeek May 24, 2017

Mother Fanciable

When you fancy a female so much you want her to become the mother of your children.

"Whoa that Nando's waitress gave me 10% discount , she is mother fanciable!!!"

by Forrersley May 29, 2017

reverse fanny pack

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.

Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.

by Skeelow Green June 14, 2017

dangle fanny

The awkward squirming motion a girl must perform in bed in order
to make him sleep on the wet patch.

I was so into it last night I didn't even notice her dangle fanny maneuver set us to my side before the big finale.

by Greubar June 15, 2017

The Fandango

1. Being fired from a place of employment immediately after or in close succession to being hired.

Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do The Fandango?

by realjohnanderson July 31, 2017

Dirty Fandango

A band from South Africa fusing elements of blues, soul, electro

My girlfriend and I went to the Dirty Fandango gig last night. Then she broke up with me and did the dirty fandango with the lead singer.

by PieterVermeulen September 14, 2017

flunker fans

When you spit on your penis then cumshot in a fan. You have to catch the cumshot in your mouth off the bank. If failed to do so you have to stick a toothpick down the mouth of your penis

Later tonight Ima play a game of flunker fans.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017