A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.
Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020
Get the columbia river high schoolmug. Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.
“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023
Get the Quartz Hill High Schoolmug. A school that is one one the top public schools in West Virginia. Gets the worst funding for a school that prides it’s self on academics and sports, even though they are good in both areas . Got lots of yeeyees who run over their friends.
by WVSSAC October 22, 2019
Get the East hardy high schoolmug. The high tech academy which has pretty good teachers, it specializes in being a STEM school and has the most drama. As nicknamed by the North Ridgeville Academic Center "Gay school" We are mostly straight white kids who have a high IQ and are planning on the most wacky futures ever
Person 1: Lets get to class so we can Scamper up a spandacular plan!
Person 2: Hoorayaby dodilytootily!
Person 1: Ranger high tech academy teaches me about tech and helps with learning stem!
Person 2: Hoorayaby dodilytootily!
Person 1: Ranger high tech academy teaches me about tech and helps with learning stem!
by anonymous February 27, 2023
Get the Ranger High Tech Academymug. by moistdoors June 2, 2018
Get the Aim Highmug. His name is Xav. Typically someone who engages in “console wars” and then demands their opinion is the only one that matters.
by Pierre LaCosta August 9, 2024
Get the High school bitchmug. When you’re in your own head thinking super deep thoughts while being smacked. You’re just thinking on another level now when you’re this high.
by Meeks Mill January 18, 2022
Get the 3 highmug.