up your ziggy with a wawa brush

this means that you stick a brush used to comb the hair "downstairs" and shove it up your pussy

She then looked at the two timing bitch and said up your ziggy with a wawa brush.

by whatsittoyou? February 15, 2005

Bring Your Own Sand

The process of bringing your own sand to a beach themed party (in particular mall beach parties), and is almost always required as the hosts seldom provide any sand. It is often abbreviated BYOSand or BYOS on invitations.

Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson sent out Bring Your Own Sand invitations to their mall beach party.

by Anonymous09429852 November 25, 2010

defrag your hard drive

Male Masturbation, beating off, coraling the tadpoles. Popular with the computer geeks.

If you had to work on Gretchen's computer, you would have to go defrag your hard drive too.

by BrandonC April 6, 2006

Mr. steal your girl

cordie.

cordie stole my girl.

he's mr. steal your girl.

by Luke's kitten January 5, 2020

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

by scass May 18, 2010

weird out with your beard out

1. To get weird while sporting a beard.

2. To do what you want while growing a beard, as a means of expressing your freedom.

"I've decided not to shave for six months."
"Right on, man. Weird out with your beard out."

by OsirusR November 10, 2009

i just saw your britney

when a girl is wearing a dress or a skirt and she spreads her legs and you can see her vagina. just like britney spears when she gets out of the car.

OMG Lauren I just saw your Britney!!

by surfgirl138 October 28, 2007