A guy, usually a simp and/or someone who's in the friendzone, who uses sentences with "she" and "me" (e.g. "She's too good for me!") repetitively to usually complain, whine or sometimes boast (usually about their love life).
by eemoo1o October 4, 2021

by Sheenah January 7, 2024

Pick me girl: I hung out with the boys all day yesterday. I’m practically one of them!
Friend: Ugh you’re such a pick me girl.
Friend: Ugh you’re such a pick me girl.
by unidentifiedskittle November 30, 2022

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.
Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
