the great white telephone

The toilet,The John,the crapper,the porcelain throne,the rest room

Dude drank too much now he's talking through the great white telephone

by subz2k2000 November 8, 2005

wear the white shorts

Staying away from home all night, esp. due to casual sex at someone else's house. From Australian Football League away uniforms: the 'away' playing team always wears white shorts.

Jane walks in the door at 11am.

Jane's housemate: (sly look) "So, did you wear the white shorts, then?"
Jane: "Shut up!"

by rosiefantail September 28, 2008

Windy n White

One car drives in front, one behind; windows open. Whip out ya dick and start jackin' off outside the window. Blow your load and let nature take your cum, splashing the unfortunate female victim in the face in the car behind.

I was driving along with my friends and suddenly... I'm lovin' it. (:

Damn bro, that was a windy n white.

by kingscrodum October 9, 2012

The lady in the white lagoon

A group of men, circled around a girl jerking off and the last one to cum has to have sex with her with the cum from everyone else still on.

It started as a game of frosty the snowman than quickly turned into the lady in the white lagoon.

by The lady in the white lagoon December 30, 2014

Motionless in White

Motionless in White are a gothic metal band from Scranton, Pennsylvania. The band was formed in 2005 by Chris Motionless, Frank Palumbo, Angelo Parente, & TJ Bell.

Lineup as of February 2016:

Chris "Motionless" Cerulli - Vocals
Ricky "Horror" Olson - Rythym Guitar
Ryan Sitkowski - Lead Guitar
Devin "Ghost" Sola - Bass
Vinny Mauro - Touring Drummer

Motionless in White have 3 studio albums - Creatures, Infamous & Reincarnate. Their fourth album is in progress.

Some Popular MIW Songs:

Immaculate Misconception

Creatures
Devil's Night
America
Reincarnate
Break The Cycle

Motionless in White are the best band ever! Their live shows are amazing!

by BandAddict77 August 23, 2016

Wanna hop in my white van?

It's what pedos say.

I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?

by xWhoCaresxXdumb July 21, 2019

i'm not white, i'm concasion

and then my friend said "i thought you were gay"

i'm not white, i'm concasion.

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020