Hey-walk

When you're out and about and you see someone you know but don't have the time (or patience) to talk to them, so you say "hey!" but don't break stride and continue on your way.

Me: I saw Joe the other day when I was out to lunch
You: How is he?
Me: Not sure, I hey-walked him.

by dastardlydal September 2, 2012

Guido Walk

To walk quickly without running to make it to a club or any designated area without ruining your clothes, hair, or style.

Guy: What took you so long to get to class?
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.

by Jteson14 March 7, 2011

Walking Abraham

when your take a female, turn her upside down placing her legs over your shoulders. you then place her muff on your chin like a beard- hence the walking abraham.

Walking Abraham

by Dr Blumpy Dallas Fogbank June 23, 2011

Walking Wetpatch

a really horny looking woman who makes you feel good

she's so hot she's a walking wetpatch

by urbane two wheeler August 25, 2011

Walk of Lame

In what otherwise would have been a walk of shame, the individuals are instead visibly pissed because not only are they late for meetings, they were subjected to drunksitting or cuddle-only relations the night before.

"Last night was awesome man!"
"You can't hide it bro, that was a walk of lame at best."

by AnInterestedObserver September 23, 2011

walking paradox

a phrase that cannot be used to describe Tyler, The Creator.

"bro tylers a fucking walking paradox'

"no hes not??"

by rock_muncher June 10, 2023

Tweak walk

Tweak Walk is when you get so uncomfortably high there is nothing left to do but go on a walk. Yes weed counts too. Especially edibles

I got so damn high I had to go on a tweak walk man.

by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 5, 2023