Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019

Uncle Brian

Has a spacious shed and often shows me his tool

Omg He’s such an uncle brian!

by Maccapaccabeast69 February 9, 2020

Uncle Bob

Majority of the American populations uncle's typically has a handle bar mustache has been rocking the mullet since 1982 and wears sunglasses with the elastic on the ends to conveniently turn them into a necklace. Never got around to cashing in the camel cash, but claims he had enough to get the boat. and when he says cool he says it like key-oww-ll

Wait are we talking about my uncle Bob or your uncle Bob?

by Shrewby July 22, 2020

UNCLE DON

black person who supports Trump despite obvious signs of racism

this uncle don made a little money and now he's supporting trump like he's rich.

by dreamer awoken September 13, 2020

Uncle cam

Stoner
Drunk
Loser
Punk
Douchebag

Did you see uncle cam in the pot store yesterday?

by High school joke group November 9, 2017

Uncle Norm

The term used to describe cocaine in Australia.
It is derived from the term, 'Norm Sniff Medal' which is a play on words from the Australian rules football medal, the 'Norm Smith Medal' which is given to key players at the end of the football season.

Jack: "i'm gonna' get real turnt tonight prick"

Rhys: "Yeh lets try and get a gram of uncle norm and attempt to take out the norm sniff medal"

Jacob: "You'll never take my medal"

by lovesniff February 14, 2017

uncle fred

Man whose had his penis stolen by his nephew will

Hey bros should I steal uncle Fred's huge cock and wear it over my own?

Yes

Ok I will

by Gfy February 1, 2017