Turd knife

The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.

I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?

by Intmd8er March 30, 2015

Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.

The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.

by coeurkrahe April 3, 2011

turd chomper

one who consumes feces

So I walked into the stall and i found this turd chomper chowin down

by bonjangelz April 30, 2011

shark turd

A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.

Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.

by milpoolSK March 7, 2017

turd curler

An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.

“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”

by Revco3 February 21, 2019

Tub Turd

A piece of shit left floating in a motel hot tub by a white trash dirtbag with a loose asshole.

Gary refused to use the hot tub ever again after he heard someone had dropped a Tub Turd in it, and the tub wasn't properly cleaned and sanitized by the housekeeping staff at the Ramanda Inn in Coldwater, Michigan.

by Floss 69 January 20, 2006

turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006