toe toucher

a gay person,
because they have to bend over to have sex
geddit?
most people dont

ewww,you toe toucher,

the guy over there is a toe toucher :)

by yesdearilikeyou June 10, 2008

Ratner's touch

The opposite of the Midas touch. A person for whom everything turns to crap, if (s)he gets involved.

Named after jewellery magnate Gerald Ratner, who infamously declared his proudcts to be "total crap" and wouldn't last much "longer than a M&S {Marks & Spencer} prawn sandwich", during a speech to the Insitute of Directors (1991).

Although his comments were meant to be tongue-in-cheek, shares in his company drastically plummeted and he almost bankrupted the company. The speech is often heralded as an example of the value of branding and image over quality.

It's a nightmare working with with Cheryl, she always bodges things up-- she's got the Ratner's touch.

by Roger Mellie 84 October 31, 2009

TOUCHER

A PERSON OPERATING ANY TYPE OF ELECTRONIC DEVICE WITH A TOUCH SCREEN. THE CREATORS OF TOUCH SCREEN DEVICES (IPHONE, G1, IPAD)

WHEN USING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILIES PHONE I FEEL LIKE A STRAIGHT TOUCHER...

by datgurlpoison June 11, 2011

touché

Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in argument.

-You should quit now.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
-All right...
-Touché.

by max June 23, 2004

the touch

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in any way, shape, or form.

I did the touch with your mom last night.

by freakmastercorndog June 14, 2005

Touching Cloth

When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!

"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."

by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

Tip Touch

When two males double penetrate a women in the vagina and the ass, and their penises tear through the inner wall and touch tip to tip, thus calling it a Tip Touch. Consumating the Tip Touch with a high five is recomended.

Andy and Marcus high fived each other after they Tip Touched in Christine.

by ChirpsMcGirps December 14, 2010