eskimo wife

two girls who have had their first kiss from the same guy

girl 1: who was your first kiss?
girl 2: robbie!
girl 1: no way me to!!
girl 2: you're my eskimo wife!!

by chocolatelover235 September 13, 2016

Wifed

When your wife does not let you go anywere.

Ah man sorry i didnt go i got wifed

by Mlg meme star August 3, 2016

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

soggy wife

Soggy Wife

A term described to a wife/partner who is submissive and never makes a decision for themselves without prompting.

Can't believe how quiet and shy Michelle was last night, she's a right Soggy Wife.

by Little Sausage January 5, 2017

terrible wife

A wife that igores your tects or calls, doesn't give a shit about you and never makes an effort.

How's Jenny?

Well she's been a terrible wife lately

by Definingurlife January 6, 2017

Wife Beater

A shirt most commonly worn by men, that has straps and is composed of semi-elastic fibers. Usually seen on men with beer-bellies that are known to practice domestic violence, hence their name

Those Hanes wife beaters are nice man, how much were they?

by R3alities January 26, 2017

shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.

Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019