Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017

Nigga Salad

An African Americans butt with Ranch dressing and Tomatoes in it. It can be use to eat or for sexual pleasure.

Aye cuh, imma turn you into a nigga salad if you ain’t quit playing wit me.

by TheRealGnome123 October 22, 2019

BS Salad

term used to describe a situation that has occured that u didnt like.

An imperversion of what u currently choose

"Wow the teacher wouldnt even accept my homework!"
"Man thats just a BS salad shes given u!"
"I know what a fuackin cunt!"

by HUTMAN93 January 16, 2009

Nasty Salad

When one is tossing a girl's salad and finds a hemorrhoid.

I thought I was going to have a good night, until I found her nasty salad.

by SRSTD April 22, 2009

Salad shaker

A person who shaking a salad to get it mixed and get all dressing spread mixed.

He is a good salad shaker, my salad was really well mixed

by Idontknowagoodname March 3, 2018

Salad shooter

A vegitarian who has diaria.

My girlfriend was a Salad shooter yesterday.

by Leon February 27, 2003

salad day

The only day of the week that a proletariat goes to the local Subway or McDonald's to eat their lunch, usually salad, instead of bringing their lunch from home.

I'm a proletariat working in a warehouse and my current salad day is Wednesday; I go to the local Subway to get a salad.

by Sexydimma March 10, 2015