pain in the backside

a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.

'i need some help?'
'why?'because i want an escuse to spend time with you!'

by JAT October 10, 2004

For his pains

as an unfairly bad return for efforts or trouble.

"he was sued for his pains"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Playoff Pain

Watching Your favorite team either blow a lead or be Eliminated from the playoffs in the most painful way possible (28-3, 3-1 Lead etc)

Alex: "Isn't he a Falcons fan"
Nico: "that blown 25 point lead was a level of playoff pain that no one thought possible"

by Dr FeelgoodMC89 December 22, 2020

Immersive Pain

This happens when you have testicular cancer or gets trolled so hard by a girl, hurts more when you know you're a guy.

"I Have Immersive Pain"
- Alik, not me

by 🏱❒♏⬧♓♎♏■⧫ ☞◆■■⍓ ✞ October 15, 2022

delayed pain

When you hurt yourself, and your body is good for a few seconds, but then the pain happens (ex: stubbing your toe, feeling it after a half second)

Aching muscle barely counts, this is mainly for delay in the seconds.

When I stubbed my toe on the wall, the delayed pain happened after a second.

by zaxqscwdvefbrgnthmyjukilopqazw March 22, 2024

cup pain

Being violently hit with a cup.

Bill: Hey!! YOU!! *angry face*>X(
Joe: Wud I do??!? O.o
Bill: *hucks cup at Joe*
Joe: aAaAAaaAaAhHhHH!! *smack!!* OW!!! CUP PAIN!! >_< !!!

by ~Harlequin~ January 24, 2009