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Clock-Noose

When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.

After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm

The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
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Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split
did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough
by Superduperextra May 9, 2018
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Mauve Clock

A term desperate individuals use when they're looking for happiness through materiel gain.
"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."

"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.
by Passive Mockery February 18, 2021
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Set your clock back

I'm getting ready to set your clock back bro
by T1430 July 21, 2017
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Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.
Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.
by Blue Collared July 1, 2011
mugGet the Clock blockmug.

Clock It

"Clock it bitch you perpin" "lele told ziaaa to clock it after 20 minutes of arguing"
by Good wap 😩 January 30, 2024
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