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jacking block

When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:

1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.

2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.

3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"

B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
by Larry Finster December 29, 2009
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Car jacking

1. Where someone takes your car at gun point.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.
1. I lost my car in a car jacking.
2. He likes to go out car jacking.
by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011
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Jack Frost

Jack Frost is a demon from shin megami tensei, persona, and a plethora of other games made by the company atlus.

Jack frost is an absolute chad of all demons, he has a catch phrase to make me wet, he ends sentences by saying "hee-ho" .
Human 1: yo, what demons you ha-
Human 2: Jack frost.
Human 1: Wha-
Human 2: JACK FROST
by Tf2 main May 8, 2019
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jack worthy

1) A woman that is so fine that she deserves to be thought about when jacking off

2) Something that gives you the urge to drink a shot of Jack Daniels.
1) Jill's so fine and curvey. That girl is JACK WORTHY!!

2) I just got a promotion. I think I'm going down to the bar because this is a moment that's JACK WORTHY.
by Brownie Johnson September 10, 2008
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Jack's House

A term used when drinking Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, (or Tennessee Honey) or when you are going to drink Jack Daniel's later on in the day.
James: Hey man did you chip in for the 30 we got for the party tonight?

Steve: Nah, I'm going to Jack's house tonight. Wanna join?

James: yea definitely, St. Pauli's Girl is for faggots anyway...
by Rjh January 14, 2013
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Jack in the Box

A stand-in name for any company you have ever worked for. Use this to avoid any awkward references to a previous employer (similarly, you should avoid mentioning the name of previous boyfriends/girlfriends while your current partner is present).

This meme started in 2014 as an inside joke between two data scientists, Steve and Spencer, who are working for a major video game company in Boulder, CO. It is a reference to their colleague, Adam, who actually worked at Jack in the Box corporate headquarters (and speaks often of it fondly).

Since then it has spread to studios in Los Angeles, Seattle, and the UK. There are first-hand reports that the meme has also been spotted in the wild at Microsoft.
Hey guys, at Jack in the Box we used python.
by Truegen September 11, 2015
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smilin Jack

A condition that occurs when one is shooting a semi-automatic pistol and runs out of amunition. The slide locks back in the open position. This is especially troubling in the middle of a gun fight because your opponent now knows your weapon is empty.
Paul was in trouble, he was surrounded and his piece was in smilin Jack, he might as well been holding his dick in his hand.
by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007
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