Thumb

A useful appendage, like a tool, but whereas a tool can be used by anyone, a thumb is dedicated to the use of one person or group. Someone and something that is not only broken, but effectively dead without them. Examples: Op-ed columnists with careers so narrow they would be on food stamps without their special interest groups, third-tier politicians that have jumped off the deep-end with crazy but have been appointed to a position by one better at hiding it, nazis, tankies, actual thumbs.

"Shut the fuck up, you thumb."
or
Self, to own thumb: "You're a thumb, but at least you're useful."

by qutoh July 26, 2019

Kentucky Thumb

Sticking your thumb into a orifice of your sex partner.

"I'll give you the Kentucky Thumb tonight"
"Please do the Kentucky Thumb!"

by xnxns64 May 20, 2021

up for a thumbs

Put up for a thumbs up or thumbs down vote.

The movie was up for a thumbs with Burt and Ernie.

by Chaosmotic July 5, 2019

Thumbs up

Thumbs up is a way of saying you love me

Her: *thumbs up*
Me: “oh she loves me”

by CowsAndPigd April 11, 2022

Silver Thumbs

They're like a silver tongue, persuasive and suave, but only over text.

He's a legend! He's got silver thumbs all the girls love him on snap!

by fearjam January 30, 2019

Kentucky Thumb

A sexual position where the male inserts his thumb into the female’s vagina during her period.

Scott gave me the Kentucky Thumb last night!

by BiggdadDphatsak May 20, 2021

2 thumbs up

not being able to spell correctly on a mobile device

Tell people to put 2 thumbs up those thumbs cause them to spell incorrectly

by Spelling teacher August 27, 2022