Moose Morals

The looser, chiller, slightly suspicious, Canadian way of life.

"You Canadians and your moose morals!"

by Artgineer June 22, 2017

Moose Knuckle

The masculine form of Camel Toe.

Think 'bone in camel toe'

Never wear your sisters track pants unless you really want to put your moose knuckle out there....

by AussieObserver November 1, 2018

Big Moose

Canadian term for "Big Mood"

Yo, that's totally Big moose , ay

by CreatorOfBigMoose September 19, 2018

Moose Factory

Your significant others' hometown where they go to cheat and/or get used up after your breakup.

Friend: She went back to her rez in Moose Factory for the summer.
Me: I'm sorry to hear, bro. Friend: Why is that?
Me: People go back to Moose Factory to cheat without getting caught!

by daddychillstug November 30, 2022

moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.

1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.

by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014

Moose Flett

If you haven’t heard of him you haven’t lived. The actual LEGEND of Yorkton, Saskatchewan and surrounding area... at this point in time he is playing for the Fort Frances Lakers in Fort Frances, Ontario. You will usually see him throwing a few darts around the yard on a warm summer day or shaking it up any day of the week. Usually seen with jake Kustra, Alex G, Bingham, Dobs and many more of the bad boys.

Going to the Moose Flett and Alex Geddes birthday bash?

by Themanthemyththeflett November 27, 2018

Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible

Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.

by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019