Mateo Edwards

Mateo Edwards is the best cum guzzling dumpster there is he will do tricks on it till it snaps like Denis rodman Dennis rodman and has the biggest whale sized chick you have ever seen. he also loves the gym and is a huge gym rat and will lick the sweat off you during your sets the put his huge man tis around your cock and jump up and down. he is the goodest boys of them all

last night was a dream when Mateo Edwards came

by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2025

Edward Cullen

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.

Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin

by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020

Edward Queef

The nickname for someone who is really short and really pale

Oi Edward Queef come here!

by Joshsmithisanonce11 June 10, 2022

Edward

Similar to squidward but just the evil counterpart. Edwards enjoy short walks on the beach and licking slices of ham. Edward is vegan and will always stick to his vegan history. Sometimes Edward can be scared but in reality the scary things are scared of Edward. If you are an Edward. You are a solid champ. HURRAH!

Oh gosh is that an Edward? There goes the Edward. Be friends with Edward”

by #KnotRëganfromARC520 August 23, 2022

edward

The name "EDWARD" is an English name of Edward Jung in South Korea.

Is that Edward?

who?
him, right next to the corner
ohhh hes supposed to be Edward! he looks korean

by EDEDROK April 28, 2017

Edward

Not much talent, even less taste, makes decent pancakes and knows the track listings to every Scorsese film soundtrack.

Don’t be an Edward let’s go have some fun.

by Jartan November 22, 2021

Edward

A penguin that my friend named in two seconds

EDWARDD, you killled ur sista

by That krewfam butters May 25, 2021