Cold Waffle

A dead woman's vagina.

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.

by Spermin Sherman March 20, 2014

thunder waffle

Thunder Waffle- an annoying, clingy acne scarred female

That thunder waffle wouldn't leave me alone!

by Veggiekiller December 22, 2016

Burnt The Waffle

When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.

Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."

by pt21 June 20, 2016

Epic Waffles

A plate stacked With Waffles smothered in syrup with a giant swirl of whipped cream on top, Thus forming what is known as Epic Waffles

Friend 1: so what are you having for breakfast?
Friend 2: only some Epic Waffles.
Friend 1: Whats that?
Friend 2: Waffles with syrup AND WHIPPED CREAM!!!

by Shotgun_Shawn_6 May 23, 2010

groovy waffles

(adjective) A recently (2010) evolved term that is derived from the 1960s-era slang-term "groovy" and the delicious breakfast food "waffles." It is a distant relative of the phrase "cool beans," loosely connected only in that they join together a slang term meaning "good" with a food item.

It has multiple possible uses, though the most common is in the situation that something is both offbeat and awesome, hence deserving an adjective that is equally offbeat and awesome.

Question: Hey did you see that girl dancing around with the flaming hula-hoop?

Response: Yeah, that was totally groovy waffles.

by RD323 September 15, 2010

Road Waffle

A sexual act involving three or more people with less than 20 teeth in total tied to the hood of a 2003 Toyota Camery, being anally penetrated with frozen waffles.

Lets drop acid, and road waffle each other

by Ddoggydog August 5, 2016

large waffle

A phrase used to call yourself a retarded faggot.

Jakob: "shut up large waffle."
Ian: "sorry bud, you don't get it. Medium waffle."
Jakob: "what."

by Lord Amaroth April 21, 2018