e-tard

someone who does way too much E.

holy crap! check out that e-tard skank!

by Megaaaaan February 25, 2008

Jerk Tard

A stuck up teen who listens to New Boys, and starts jerking at random moments

That Jason is such a Jerk Tard!!!

by 91EMC June 10, 2010

tard sandwich

a threesome which includes two mentalfags fucking a normalfag in the form of a sandwich.

"wanna tard sandwich?"

"no faggot shut the fuck up or ill tard sandwich your mother's step grandpa"

by c0p December 12, 2018

tard smile

When you smile (on the verge of laughing) in an empty room with no one around to see you do it.

Jessie was looking at some censored pictures and smiled peevishly....

TARD SMILE.

by icykittykat February 10, 2011

tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

handi-tard

someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.

jeff is a handi-tard.

by nikki.a January 22, 2008

Shaq-Tarded

When one is as retarded as a guy shaq's size.

That guy isn't just dumb he's Shaq-Tarded!

by Tree sock May 07, 2009