blow pony

A bitch nigga who can't get head.

My ex is a blow pony.

by Bitch.. January 6, 2016

Roni Teh Poni

A short kid that has his own theme song.

Me:Omg who is that?
*kid walks around in elvis costume*
Roni: I’m Roni Teh Poni, and thank you. Thank you very much.

by shygirltara July 12, 2020

Safeway Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a kid with a pocket full of pennies on a Safeway Pony.

by davvvo March 4, 2019

Poni

A girl who has fun music taste but will also say yes to learning about a blumkin. Prays on Sundays, and is afraid of horses.

wow you are such a poni

by dipwhip69 January 27, 2022

My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.

"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"

by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022

Show-pony

Generally taken by women and gay men, always infront of a mirror and generally slightly to the side. Back-leg is hyper-extended, front leg is balanced on tiptoe, head is tilted to the side with. Trying to look casual when infact they've taken 30 shots and deleted 29 already

"Oh my days fam, she's a fucking show-pony"

by monkey_trainer April 1, 2019

pony tic

A pony tail that's barely there. A very short pony tail.

Oh wow, she has a pony tic. It's squeezing the mess out of her brains!

by Klass Klown June 6, 2016