tweeter legs

Slang for bullshit

This game is so tweeter legs

by Tweeter legs real October 24, 2023

leg notches

A good set of notches is great for riding, typically found on country girls in the Deep South that dwell in deep water wrasslin gators. Careful! You think cock fights are bad, don’t get caught in a pair of leg knotches!

Stop her! She’s got him in a leg knotch lock!
Careful, those leg notches are rock hard… mmm
Love some hard notches..

by Theodore_R_Bundy January 20, 2023

bent leg

It's someone who only has time for friends when it suits them. Also forgets friends on important occasion's i.e Weddings.

When you meet up with the friend in question you can refer to them as "Bent Leg"

by sailorsmagic March 23, 2016

lip to leg

Female version of BSTL (balls stuck to leg)
Mostly happens to woman with really flappy vaginas
Also known as LTL

I feel so sweaty, it's so hot today... my LTL (lip to leg) is acting up again!

by Vabeem May 24, 2016

Schwave Legs

An inability to walk due to an equilibrium malfunction as a side effect to alcohol consumption. The individual possessing the schwave legs will often not know what's wrong with them. Sometimes schwave legs can be countered with weight, for example, carrying a cooler.

Dave - "I keep falling down!! What's wrong with me?"

Jon- "I think you caught a case of SCHWAVE LEGS. Your equilibrium may be off from those tequila shots"

by spoon2 July 26, 2013

DWI Legs

The strong legs one creates after the period of license suspension of a DUI/DUI/OWI.

Kenny rides his bike 30 miles a day to and from work. He's built up some DWI legs.

by rogerlevelle November 25, 2009

Leg ton

An individual suffering from pubescent compression of mass into lower extremities.

The leg ton's crossover was not stiffled by the wizardly defense of his opponent, but by the narrowness of the gap allowed by the swollen legs supporting him.

by ArqyleSnot May 29, 2019