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The Mike Hendrix

A sex move where the male The Hendrix leaves the female The Chick halfway through coitus to make and eat a sandwich. When confronted about leaving the room, offer to make The Chick one as well.

The Mike Hendrix can be performed by announcing ("I'm gonna go make a sandwich"), or by virtue of leaving, but The Hendrix must make and consume a sandwich to be considered valid.
We were having great sex, but then pulled the Mike Hendrix on me.
by One Alone March 29, 2011
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The Ellington

ˈthē ˈe-liŋ-tən

The act of collecting and transferring sweat produced by the crevasse between the gluteus maximus under duress (e.g., such as heavy physical exertion and/or dining in a Tandoori restaurant).

Classical protocol calls for transferring said sweat onto appropriate digit and applying product to upper lip. Can be self-inflicted or shared with friends.

In the workplace, should only be used as a motivational or team-building tool.
Within family units parental consent is required and often a prerequisite for said activity.
Ralphy was mouthing off so I applied "The Elllington".

Team morale was low until "The Ellington" was executed.
by Lady Logorrhea June 4, 2011
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The down lowest

A term coined by correctional psychiatrists in Chicago, IL to describe the practice of middle-aged, closeted gay men of lower socioeconomic status (SES) who cruise local forest preserves, pausing to back their cars into parking spaces while listening to Polish Club Music before generating powerful pheromones which are detectable by the desperate at a distance of 5Km.
This behavior contrasts that of their uncloseted, high SES brethren who are only shamed by secret yearnings to wear a cardigan and their inability to travel comfortably in a domestic vehicle. These high SES anglers troll the waters of art gallery openings and liberal fundraising events with strict size/bag limits, though self-tanning fume intoxication and association with bands whose names end with “!” have been documented as factors contributing to intermittent quality plunges in partner choice.
H: "Dr. Smith lost it all after they put that kiddie porn charge on him. They seized his assets, the trophy wife left, and now he's driving a Pinto."

L: "Is he in denial concerning his sexual identity?"

H: "Naw, he just made the transition from the down low to the down lowest."

L: "With that car, you should counsel him on the dangers of rear-end collisions."

H: "You're so concrete."
by sophiataavi December 18, 2012
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the challenge

The Challenge is the 40 day period of Lent when a man cannot masturbate. The Challenge is a long and gruesome waiting period. Not many men can hold out.
"hey man, how far did you get in the challenge last year?"

"30 seconds, what about you?"
by thechallengewascompleted February 13, 2013
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the Tuck Method

the Tuck Method is a tactic by which men around the world hide their erections. To use the Tuck Method you simply tuck your erect penis into the waist of your pants in your pants to hold it in place in a non-protruding manner. Warning: once you use the tuck method refrain from lifting up your shirt.
Let's say you are at the mall with your friends and you see a very attractive female, and as result you get an erection. To avoid the ridicule of your friends, you use the Tuck Method.
by Rkellyshower April 5, 2013
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The Hidden Inch

A covert technique used by men during sex when you reach behind and pulls your ball sac back and away from your body; this action enables your penis to extend forward hence revealing your hidden penile inch. Most effective on women you fuck for the first time and during doggy style when your partner is unaware of your activity.
I fucked my girl good last night, I gave her the hidden inch!

That bitch thinks I have a big dick but I fooled her with my hidden inch!
by steelerstevo April 21, 2015
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The clink

My old man spent most of his life in The Clink.
by Belle Savage December 7, 2015
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