n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.
Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon
by vicviod March 16, 2015
by The dutch bagel October 13, 2013
Fart in a skillet.
Word Origin: Butte, MT
A very hyper person, bouncing off the walls, stinking up the joint with their annoying behavior. Typically children, not always.
Word Origin: Butte, MT
A very hyper person, bouncing off the walls, stinking up the joint with their annoying behavior. Typically children, not always.
Grandma says, " You kids get outside and get the stink blown off you. You're acting like a fart in a skillet."
by Fraulein1973 October 18, 2021
When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.
Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."
by menaphilbrax February 24, 2011
A fart that sounds like you have shit watery poo into your pants although they remain dry. Almost a shart.
by S'portJ November 20, 2013
by Your Bum April 17, 2014
The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.
My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.
by mountain_man77 July 10, 2012