monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.

Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.

by mehmet oz December 15, 2022

Hoeny Tail

Word plat on the pg Pony Tail- x rated version where the sexual partner holds the hair of the partner giving oral.

I need a clip for my hair.- partner-Oh I'll just hold it in a hoeny tail for you

by JeffJeffington July 1, 2023

Australian rat tail

The hair between your butt that can be braided and is similar to a rat tail one would have on the back of there head.

Man look at that guys Australian rat tail hanging from his pants.

by Catman4517252 July 15, 2023

pissy-tailed

Someone young and inexperienced, usually with a know-it-all attitude; also an extremely drunken state.

That little pissy-tailed bastard tried to tell Chef he was cooking pork incorrectly.

Girl, I got so pissy-tailed drunk I couldn't even talk.

by hankakaestelle July 25, 2023

beaver tail

When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.

I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.

by huckleberry_finsta July 25, 2023

Drawer Tail

Dressed in underwear only.

He went to bed in his drawer tail.

by Country slang July 27, 2023

Camel’s tail

The impression of male genitalia seen from behind when tucked to the rear. Opposite of camel toe, and protruding to rear, like a camel’s tail.

She is beautiful, and has a camel’s tail; I don’t have to call Peg tonight.

by PDub Designs August 29, 2023