by Rampage W. September 14, 2010
by y-not May 24, 2010
the act of stealing someone else's swag without realizing. Most of the time done unintentionally. Can involve copying someones swag through clothes, speech, or personality
by Dthedancer September 21, 2010
The universal uncle that gives you advice on your swag. If you are not looking too your potential he (usually the role is taken up by a bro) will undoubtedly drop in and help out and maximize your swagger
Mark: "Sandals, crew socks, athletic shorts, flannel; ready to hit up some girls!"
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
by guruforyou July 8, 2011
A-swag-tosis: When your swag level goes so high it starts breaking down the alleles in your DNA. Similar to "apoptosis," but involving swag.
Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.
Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your son has A-swag-tosis. He's too hip to live.
Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?
Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.
Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?
Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.
by @Brazen_Faith July 4, 2011
A wealthy, socially adept, charismatic person that you hang around with, that makes you seem cooler than you actually are. The controlling factor in a group of friends. No one else would choose to hang out together, if it wasn't for this one very popular, socially smooth person. Members of this persons entourage are mostly unknown and trying to become known. The process of mimicking that person is known as "trying to climb the swag ladder."
by swagladder1st July 29, 2011
by YEETYOLOSWAG June 16, 2019