salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.

Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.

by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023

salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)

Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.

by Dontknowwhatpseudonymeans May 31, 2017

salt water lake

A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.

"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".

by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015

Salt lick

When you sweat so much. It sticks on the taint.

Hey honey, you want to lick my salt lick. You pull down your pants and they get a salty spread

by Dark everywhere. May 14, 2022

salts

s.a.l.t.s is from tiktok. only elite tiktokers know it but it means smiled a little then stopped

timmy: omg look at this funny video!! you:salts

by mpax73 June 9, 2020

Salting the Fields

Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.

Ex.

Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!

by Doickls January 27, 2017

Salt Lick

A term used by the rhinoceros community meaning to do bath salts.

Freak rhino: boi im botta go for a salt lick.
Jingledon: gimme some eejit before i tie you to a vending machine.
Freak rhino: bomboclat!

by Smuffluffis Jandark July 14, 2025