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Spider-man glove

When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.
We got joey so wasted last night he pulled a spider-man glove.
by a. dow. February 27, 2011
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Spider Sweep

the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.
I did a spider sweep last night and killed seven spiders!
by Mojojoejoe July 7, 2011
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spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.
Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.
by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015
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Saderious

An emotion often felt in sudden and random bursts of sadness about nothing. It's a mysterious emotion felt often in teenagers and adults. It's trigger is unknown, but can leave the person feeling down. When feeling saderious you may find more reasons to be sad which can lead to depression. Feeling saderious is controllable to a point and very difficult to contain.
As I was watching the movie a saderious feeling ran through me and then I just wanted to go home and cry.

My friend asked me what was wrong and I said I didn't know because I truly did not.
by angelic_wreck January 26, 2017
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siderman

i person who is a total sideman and stuff
and would pick up ur bottle if it fell
or your pencil or whatever, you name it and there

swinging around like spiderman for you

like a siderman
zaks bottle falls

Kaz fetches it from the floor and puts it on zaks desk

whole class"siderman"
by _amin____ May 22, 2017
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Snider Shower

A person who crys or complains so much or so often that they can literally take a shower using their own tears.
John Doe is crying again...looks like its time for another Snider Shower.
by hawaii hates you July 18, 2017
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Spider Solitaire

The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.
This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.

They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.

Before:
Solitaire

After:
Spider Solitaire
by pseudonym... what a word.... December 6, 2017
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